Wear Good Underwear If You’re Traveling!
|November 27, 2013||Posted by Mommyhooddom under Mommyhooddom|
My mom always said to wear good socks and underwear whenever I was traveling. Everyone’s mom says that, right?
The last time I went out of town overnight, I packed what I thought was a pair of socks to go with my black yoga pants to wear on the ride home.
Here’s what happened:
Me: Awe, dang!
Husband: What’s wrong?
Me: (holding up a pair of black knit GLOVES) These are gloves! They won’t go on my feet.
Me: I didn’t pack any more socks.
Husband: Hold on… (rummages through suitcase, tosses me a pair of his socks)
Me: Thanks! (puts on socks) Wow, these are nice!
Husband: Well, thanks to you… you said to buy Gold Toe.
Me: I always heard they were the best socks for men, but I had no idea they were THIS nice!
Husband: Do they make underwear?
Me: I don’t know. I only know about Gold Toe SOCKS.
Husband: I figure if the socks are made to stay up, the underwear might… you know (makes cupping gesture).
Me: I only know about Victoria’s Secret’s underwear.
Husband: I’m tired of saggy underwear.
Me: You should buy Victoria’s Secret (makes cupping gesture).
Husband: (gives me the stank eye)
Happy Thanksgiving my super awesome blog readers!!
Be safe if you’re traveling… and don’t forget to wear good socks and underwear!